Bathroom humor

My husband and I both subscribe to several magazines and while I often read mine from cover to cover the day I get them, Nels won't even crack the spine of some of his photography and fishing mags, which is frustrating for me.

So in an effort to expand his literary horizons, I've been making a point of circulating all his new magazines in our bathroom magazine rack.

This morning as we were getting ready for work he informed me that I should be using the hair dryer to dry underneath my arms before I put on my gel deodorant.

"Yeah, whatever," I said. "Who told you that?"

Oprah did. He said he read about that in my Oprah magazine, right by the toilet.

Our bathroom library appears to be working.

Go figure.